希望自己的英文不要退化到這種地步~WOW~
老爸的英文情書 (冏....好可怕的英文)老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪,但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵
的一封英文情書,老媽都笑的前俯後仰,經過我們一再催逼,老媽終於拿出老爸當
年寫給她的情書,看了真的是OH!MY GOD!
Dear wang little sister:
From see you one eye, I shit love you.
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
I think l should introduce myself to you.
I call Li big great. Toyear 25
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
I am a good man, in a big company work.
I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to
Protect you.
Please come to eat and sleep with me,
or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;
Like Your people
我幫他翻譯了!
中文翻譯...
親愛的王小姐妹~
自從我第一眼見到妳,我就拉屎的(他X的!)愛上妳
妳的眼睛一閉上,我死了!妳的眼睛一張開,我又活過來了!
妳的眼睛又閉又張開,一次又一次,我死了一次又一次~
也許你根本不記得我,不過沒關係
當妳小心的看著我時,妳將會看到一個時鐘
我想我應該跟妳介紹一下自己
我叫李大好,25歲
我家有四張嘴的人-----papa, mama, I and DD
我是個好人,在大公司工作
每天很早就開始幹我的工作
所以我有很強壯的身體可以保護妳
請你跟我吃,跟我睡!
不然我將剪光我的頭髮出家,
並找個有很多和尚的地方住進去,然後過完我的餘生!
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